To My Old Master

This letter – an emancipated slave responding to his former master’s request that he come back “home” – has made the rounds on the web, but if you haven’t seen it, it’s spectacular. I publish an excerpt just to give readers a taste – read the whole thing for the full, bitingly sarcastic effect.

Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you again, promising to do better for me than anybody else can. I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees would have hung you long before this, for harboring Rebs they found at your house. I suppose they never heard about your going to Colonel Martin’s to kill the Union soldier that was left by his company in their stable. Although you shot at me twice before I left you, I did not want to hear of your being hurt, and am glad you are still living. It would do me good to go back to the dear old home again, and see Miss Mary and Miss Martha and Allen, Esther, Green, and Lee. Give my love to them all, and tell them I hope we will meet in the better world, if not in this. I would have gone back to see you all when I was working in the Nashville Hospital, but one of the neighbors told me that Henry intended to shoot me if he ever got a chance.

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html

Civil War Humor

Disunion discusses how the war was filtered through comedy (mainly of the sarcastic bent) at the time.

Abraham Lincoln became the war’s most notorious jester, known for his backcountry yarns and goofy, self-deprecating style. Washington socialites complained that he simply would not stop telling jokes at their dinner parties. His cabinet – stiff, bearded, capable men, whom Navy Secretary Gideon Welles called “destitute of wit” – met his enthusiastic joking with blank stares and awkward sneezes; William P. Fessenden, the secretary of the Treasury, objected that comedy was “hardly a proper subject.” Lincoln ignored them, introducing his plan for emancipation by reading aloud a routine by his favorite humorist. He often joked with citizens who sought his aid: when a businessman requested a pass through Union lines to Richmond, Lincoln chuckled that he had already sent 250,000 men in that direction, but “not one has got there yet.”

First Glimpse of Daniel Day-Lincoln

Some sneak peeks at the Spielberg Lincoln movie, courtesy of the Onion AV Club’s chief wag, Sean O’Neil:

Our patriotic hysteria over the British invasion of American history aside, we all pretty much agree that Daniel Day-Lewis is going to do a fine job as the star of Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln, right? We’ll take it from the indistinct murmurs now echoing through the streets of the nation that yes, you’re on board and/or lapsing into dementia. But as further argument that Day-Lewis is taking his usual immersive, Method approach to the role, consider this tweet from Variety’s Jeff Sneider: “Word around town is that Daniel Day-Lewis hasn’t broken his Lincoln accent since March. His real name doesn’t even appear on the call sheet.”
Obviously there’s no elaboration on whether he’s also been eschewing electricity and loudly expressing his paranoid bafflement at modern plumbing at home, but if so, that probably sucks for his kids.

I was excited to hear Daniel Day-Lewis had been cast over Liam Neeson: They’re both good actors but DDL is one of those immersive types who gets under the skin of the characters he plays. If anyone could do justice to Honest Abe, it’d be him. I’m officially excited.

Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln beard

Daniel Day Lewis in Lincoln beard

Civil War Roadtrip

I missed this series when Slate first featured it, but am adding it to my to-do list now. Looks like a fun read.

To find out, I’ve planned an ambitious road trip. Over the course of 10 days, I will drive from New Orleans to New York, stopping along the way at as many points of Civil War interest as I can manage. Many of the stops will be at national parks commemorating the war’s major battles. But also on the itinerary is Andersonville, the Confederate prison camp where nearly 13,000 Union soldiers died; the CSS Hunley, the first submarine to complete a combat mission; and Stone Mountain, Ga., the Mount Rushmore of the Confederacy and home to a nightly laser light show. (This is the stop I am most eagerly anticipating—I love a laser light show.)

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/welltraveled/features/2010/civil_war_road_trip/the_beauty_and_horror_of_shiloh.html

The Ken Burns’ Civil War Drinking Game

A ribald but very funny write-up of a drinking game set to the Ken Burns series, courtesy of the ribald but very funny Onion AV Club.  I don’t if I recommend actually playing this, though – the liver damage it threatens is instantaneous and irreversible.

We happen to have been born in a state where every third thing is named after Robert E. Lee, and we’ll tell you what—it is straight awesome being on the South team for the first five hours or so. You get to point and laugh as the North curses General McClellan over and over for his lack of backbone and fuckuppery as General Lee runs circles around him in Virginia kicking ass. Everything seems great. The North bumbles around screwing things up, and Gettysburg, the turning point of the war, doesn’t happen until four and a half hours in.

But we’d advise that anyone on the South team hold off on celebratory toasts when they win a battle in the early stages of the game, because once the tide turns, we feel that there are few more visceral ways for a modern person to experience how brutally things went south for the South than the power hour that is Sherman’s March To The Sea.

The British Civil War

No, not the one that cost a certain King Charles his head; NPR does their usual great job at recounting unusual pastimes and interesting fringe groups by publicizing the existence of a far-afield group of reenactors.

“Why not? It’s jolly good poppy,” says Philip Clark. A lawyer by weekday and soldier by weekend, he is one of Seawell’s many interviews. “The American war is somebody else’s war. Over in America, I’ve experienced the ‘Your grandpappy shot my grandpappy’ stuff. Over here … we’re all friends together.”

http://www.npr.org/blogs/pictureshow/2010/09/08/129722983/civilwar-uk

More Movie News

As I mentioned before, the Spielberg Lincoln project is on hold. Rising from the (un)dead, however, is a very different Lincoln film.  Seth Grahame-Smith – he of the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies “fame” – followed up his Austen meal by sharpening his teeth with Lincoln.  Sadly, my library’s Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has too many holds for me to have yet indulged, but I’m sure it’s a hoot. (To begin with, Nancy Hanks Lincoln’s death is attributed to vampirism, with “milk-sickness” as a cover.)  The best part of this film rendition is that I won’t spend too much time wringing my hands at the historical inaccuracies.

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2010/08/11/timur-bekmambetov-to-direct-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-probably-next/